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After reading a great article here I’ve decided to do a six word review of every player from the last test match. So here we have the recently victorious The England, and their plucky opposition New Zealand Sportsfreak comments in italics. Where he’s got it spot on, no comments are required. The England Alastair Cook: Promises much, will he deliver soon? Fleming is gone, long live Fleming Michael Vaughan: Michael Vaughan thinks Michael Vaughan’s wonderful. (can i get away with Vaughan’s? You Decide) Losing form faster than losing hair Andrew Strauss: Wing Commander needs to soar again. Just another boring South African batsman
Now famous for being Oram’s bunny Ian bell: Foreplay beautiful, intercourse over in seconds. Paul Collingwood: Gritty northener, shovels to leg often. Tim Ambrose: Australian wanky wicky, we shall see. Stuart Broad: Boy band bowler, looks very good. A preening atrocity of a boy Ryan Sidebottom: Lion of Huddersfield likes to roar. Jimmy Anderson: Hot wife, hot and cold bowling Bowled well after his Auckland spell Monty Panesar: Sikh of Tweak fields like spastic. His dancing worse than his fielding The Old Zealand Matthew Bell: miss, swing, swing, miss, miss, out. Will get to England by default Jamie How: How indeed? better in ODI’s, shit. Maybe better off batting at three Stephen Fleming: Plays wonderfully until fifty, then out. Oh Braces, what have you done? Matthew Sinclair: Fuck I’m shit, Shoot me please Hopefully just played his last test Ross Taylor: Did well, will get found out. England, underrate him at your peril Grant Elliot: If test quality, god help us. Definitely not the next Chris Cairns Brendan McCullum: Smash bang wallop, shit dropped it. Stop playing like Million Dollar Man Daniel Vettori: Used to Bowl, now a batsman. Harry Potter not bowling to potential Tim Southee: Buck toothed young buck comes good. Fragile young talent; handle with care Jeetan Patel: Bowl better than skipper, still dropped. Spends too much time carrying drinks Chris Martin: Comical batting, used to have hair. Always struggles with bat in hand Visit Suaves Republique Cricket
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