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So John Connelly sits down in his cosy Welsh hotel bar late on a Wednesday evening with his disciples.
“Mate, I give up. I still haven’t won a test away from home, and I think the boyos are going to dick us in the weekend. Even Ospreys beat us. I need to think of a way to make people think we’re bulding for the World Cup.“
Legendary funny man Scott Johnson pipes up: “Mate, why don’t we write all of the names of the backs in the squad on the back of these coasters and pull them out of a pint at random. You know; for a bit of a laugh.”
“Brilliant mate; how’s this for a backline? Giteau at half-back, Rogers at #10, Larkham at 2/5, Tuqiri at centre…” Ha ha, what a great excuse we’ve got for when they demolish our scrum and thrash us on Sunday.
“Servers Rogers right anyway; the bloody turn-coat” adds Johnson while throwing back another Fosters and throwing another dart at the Steve Hansen dart-board.
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