Ahh, Beefy Botham. You wake up on a Monday morning, and you’ve got the day off because England has beaten India within three days. It was a pretty arousing victory too.
So you’re lying in bed and you’re a bit bored. I know, let’s take a picture and flick it off to someone on Twitter, via a Direct Message of course. What could go wrong with a bit of cyber-flirting at 8:51 on a Monday morning?
But hang on; you press the wrong button.