Going through those England rugby scapegoats. Has Stuart Lancaster been hung out to dry? And who is to blame for Sam Burgess’s failure? Have you ordered your square football boots yet? How do we go about fighting back in Perth now that we’ve had our warm-up match in Brisbane? Should Southee play? Is Mark Craig really a test number 7? And what is the best way of deailing with Mitchell Starc when he starts throwing the ball at you?
All this and more. We need to talk.